小笨霖英语笔记本(5)
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小笨霖英语笔记本五: How Come
Hello folks:想要用英文展现一下你的幽默感, 但却苦无机会吗? 下面的资料都是我从网路上找来的(原作者不要打我!), 提供大家很好的题材..
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. |
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
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To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all. |
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. |
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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. |
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. |
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage. |
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If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute |
p.s How Come 就是: 为什么会这样呢??
小笨霖 Nov. 9