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  • 老友记实战,24上

    (guys in central coffee are looking Ben's photo)

    Ross: Here's little Ben nodding off.

    Rachel: Look at aunt Monica's little boy.

    Phoebe: Look, he's got Ross' haircut.

    Rachel: Let me see. Oh, god. Is he just the sweetest thing? 

      You must just want to kiss him all over(到处).

    Ross: That would be nice.

    Chandler: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth.

    Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.

    Chandler: Oh yeah, right. Okay. Including  the waffles(华夫饼) last week. 

      you now owe me...17 jillion dollars.

    Joey: I will, really, I'll pay you back this time.

    Chanlder: where is your coming from?

    Joey: I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with some...research.

    Ross: What kind of research?

    Joey: Just, You know, science.

    Ross: Science, I've think I heard of that.

    Joey: It's a fertility(生育) study.

    Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell you 're only donating your time.

    Joey: Come on, you guys. It's not that big a deal.

      Really. I mean I just go down there every other day(每隔一天) and make my contribution to the project.

      Hey, but at the end of two week, I get $700.

    Phoebe: Wow, you are gonna be making money hand over fist(快速稳当).

    (Monica and Phoebe is preparing cook, and then Joey and Chandler are coming soon)

    Monica: Okay, we got the coleslaw(凉拌卷心菜). We got the buns(圆面包,屁股).

      We've got the ground-up flesh of formally(正常) cute cows and turkeys.

    Chandler: man are here.

    Joey: We make fire. Cook meat.

    Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing(小便), no get invited back.

    Monica: cute! cute! Oh, Joey, Melanie(梅兰妮,人名) called. She's gonna be late.

    Joey: Oh, ok.

    Monica: So, how are things going with you two?

    Phoebe: Is she becoming your special someone?

    Joey: I don't know. She's pretty good.

    Monica: Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?

    Joey: You think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup.

    Monica: The man's got a point.

    Joey: The tough thing is, she really want to have sex with me.

    Chandler: Crazy bitch.

    Joey: Yeah, I still got a week left in the program, and according to the rules.

      If I want to get the money, I am not allowed to conduct(组织) any personal experiments(实验).

      If you know what I mean.

    Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.

    (Ross is coming in with his stuff)

    Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue(bbq)was gonna last?

    Ross: I am going to China.

    Phoebe: Jeez, you say one thing and,..

    Monica: You are going to China.

    Ross: It's, for the museum. Someone found a bone.

      We want the bone, they don't want us to have the bone.

      So I'm going to try to persuade them...It's a whole big "bone" thing.

      Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for, like, a week.

      So, emm, if you gonna reach me, you can't. So here's my itinerary(行程 [aɪˈtɪnəreri]).

      Here is a picture of me.

    Phoebe: Oh, let me see.

    Ross: Could you take it to Carol every now and then show it to Ben, so he doesn't forget me?

    Phoebe:Hi ben, I am your father. I am the head.

      All right, this barbecue's gonna be very fun.

    Ross: Hey, Is Rachel here? I wanted to with her "happy birthday" before I left.

    Monica: Oh, no, she's out having drink with Carl.

    Ross: Hey, who is Carl?

    Monica: You know the guy she met at the coffee's house?

    Phoebe: See, there's this guy she me at coffeehouse? Right.

      So you do know who he is.

    Ross: Okay, I'm gonna say goodbye with the guys.

    Phoebe: Hey, you know what? Tell them that bone story.

    Ross: I have to go to Chine.

    Joey: The country?

    Ross: No, this big pile(一堆) of dishes in my Mom's breakfront(书架,橱柜).

      Do you know Carl who it is?

    Chandler: Let's see. Alvin, simon, Theodore...no.

    Ross: Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.

    Joey: How can she do that when she's never shown interest in you?

    Chandler: Forget about her.

    Joey: He's right, man. Please move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.

    Chandler: Of course, there they just call it food.

    Ross: I guess. I don't know. All right, just give her this for me, Okay?

    Joey: we're just looking out(关心) for you. We want you to be happy.

      And I may only have a couple beers in me, But I love you, man.

    Chandler: I still on my first. I just think you are nice.

    (at night, all guys with Joey's girlfriend are talking)

    Joey's girlfriend: Anyway, that's when me and my friend started this fruit-basket business.

      We call ourselves" The three Basketeers".

    Joey: Like "The Three Mucketeer," only with fruit.

    Monica: Okay, how does everybody like their burgers(汉堡)?

    Rachel: Present first, food later!

    Monica: Hold on there, tiger. How is it going? How are you holding up?

    Joey: Well, not so good. She thinks tonight is the night we're gonna complete the transaction. if you know what I... And you do.

    Monica: So, have you ever thought about being there for her?

    Joey: What do you mean?

    Monica: You know, Just be there for her.

    Joey: No following you.

    Monica: Tnink about it.

    Rachel: Okay, I'm guessing this is from...well, thank you , Melanie.

    Chandler: Okay, This one right here is from me.

    Rachel: Okay, It's light. It's rattles(沙声). It's Travel Scrabble(便携式拼字游戏). Thank you.

      This one is from Joey. It feel like a book. I think It is a book. Feel like a book. And It's a book!

    Phoebe: It's Dr.Seuss(苏西博士).

    Joey: That book get me through some tough time.

    Melania: There is a little child inside this man.

    Chandler: Yes, the doctor say if they remove it, he'll die.

    Rachel: who's this from?

    Chandler: That's from Ross.

    Rachel: Oh, my god. He remebered.

    Phoebe: Remeber what?

    Rachel: It was like month ago. we were walking by this antique(古董) store, and I saw this pin in the window.

      And I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl.

      Oh, I can't believe he ramebered.

    Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on the plane?

    Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty. This must cost him a fortune.

    Monica: I can't believe he did this.

    Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remeber back in college when he fall in love with Carol

      and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?

    Rachel: What did you say?

    Chandler: Crystal duck?

    Rachel: NO, no, the "love " part?

    Chandler: Oh, my god. no, no, no.

    Joey: That's good. Just keep rubbing(擦) your head. That will turn back time.

    Rachel: This is unbelievable. I mean, This is unbelievable.

    Phoebe: I know. This is really, really huge.

    Chandler: No, it's not. It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee.

    Phoebe: I don't think any of our lives will ever be that same ever again.

    Chander: Is there a mute button on this woman?

    Monica: I think this is so great. I mean, you and Ross.

      Did you have any ideas?

    Rachel: No, none. I mean my first night in the city, he mentioned asking me out...

      but nothing ever happened, so I just...

      What else did he say? I mean... does he want to go out with me ?

    Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he won't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.

    Rachel: Ross? All this time? I've gotta talk to him.

    Chandler: He is in China.

    Joey: The country.

    Monica: Wait, his flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.

    Chandler: what about the time difference? From here to airport?

      You're neve gonna make it.

    Rachel:  Well, I've got to try.

    Monica: Rachel, what are you gonna say to him?

    Rachel: I don't know.

    Chandler: Well, then maybe you shouldn't go.

    Joey: He's right. If you're gonna  break his heart, that kind of thing you can wait.

    Monica: Yeah, bur if a good news, she should tell him now.

    Rachel: I don't know. Maybe I'llknow when I see him.

    Phoebe: Here, look. All right, does this help?

    Rachel: No, All I know is, I cannot wait a week until I see hime. I mean...this is just to big.

      You know, I just got to talk to him.

      Okay, I'll see you later.

    Chandler: Rachel I love you. deal with me first.

    Rachel: Excuse me, pardon me.

    worker: Hi, hi, Miss, your boarding pass(登机证)?

    Rachel: No, I don't have. I just need to talk to my friend.

    Worker: Sorry, you're not allow on the jetway(登机道) unless you hava a borading pass.

    Rachel: I know, but he just went on. He's right here, he's got the blue jacket on! Can I just...?

    Worker: I'm sorry. No, no, no. Federal regulations!

    Rachel: Okay, all right, then could you please just give him a message for me?

      please, this is very important.

    Worker: All right, What is the message?

    Rachel: I don't know.

    Worker: Excuse me! sir! Excuse me! sir! I have a message for you.

    Old man with blue jacket: what?

    Worker: It's from Rachel. She loved the present. She'll see you when you get back.

    Old man with blue jacket: what? Toby...oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about.

      There's no Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze.

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