Women !
What can you say ?
Who made 'em ?
God must have been
a fuckin' genius.
The hair --
They say the hair
is everything, you know.
Have you ever buried your nose
in a mountain of curls...
and just wanted
to go to sleep forever ?
Or lips --
and when they touched,
yours were like...
that first swallow
of wine...
after you just crossed
the desert.
Tits ! Whoo-ah !
Big ones, little ones,
nipples staring
right out at ya...
Like secret searchlights.
Mmm.
And legs --
I don't care if
they're Greek columns...
or secondhand Steinways.
What's between 'em,
passport to heaven.
I need a drink.
Yes, Mr. Simms,
there's only two syllables
in this whole wide world worth hearing:
pussy.
Hah !
Are you listening to me, son ?
I'm givin' you pearls here.
I guess you
really like women.
Oh, above all things !
A very, very
distant second...
is a Ferrari.
Charlie ?
Give me your hand.
This is just the start
of your education, son.