【笑不死你的程序猿1】
序媛小芳最近发现他老公最近有点不对劲，老是很晚回家，心里很纳闷，于是拿出传说中的面相对象编程的大法，针对对象好好编程一番
Class MyHusband
{
Public:
MyHusband();
~MyHusband();
Public:
//恨死了有木有？？？？
Bool SpendMoneyForOtherGirls(double LotsOfMoney)
{
Return LotsOfMomeyForLV();
}
Private:
Double myMoney;
};
翻开《葵花宝典》同著《C++变成死相》(PS：同名于《C++编程思想》纯属巧合)，于是她想到了有以下这些可以解决问题的方法:
1.”阉割他”， 把MyHusband()构造函数 由public变为private, 失去被继承能力了吧？看你妹的还能和别人厮混
Class MyHusband
{
Private:
MyHusband();
Public:
~MyHusband();
Public:
Bool SpendMoneyForOtherGirls(double LotsOfMoney)
{
Return LotsOfMomeyForLV();
}
Private:
Double myMoney;
};
2.采取单例模式, 给个“今生只爱我”药给他吃，只能接触GetInstance()函数
Class MyHusband
{
Private:
MyHusband();
Public:
~MyHusband();
Public:
Bool SpendMoneyForOtherGirls(double LotsOfMoney)
{
Return LotsOfMomeyForLV();
}
Public:
MyHusband* GetInstance();
{
If(pUBelongToMe!=NULL)return pUBelongToMe;
Else pUBelongToMe= MyHusband();
Return pUBelongToMe
}
Private:
Double myMoney;
MyHusband*pUBelongToMe;
};
3.把SpendMoneyForOtherGirls改成纯虚函数，够狠了吧，没收监视所有小金库,看你妹的还花的到老娘的钱泡妹纸不？
Class MyHusband
{
Public:
MyHusband();
~MyHusband();
Public:
Virtual Bool SpendMoneyForOtherGirls(double LotsOfMoney)=0;
Private:
Static Double myMoney;
};
4.给你加把锁，钥匙在我手里，让你只属于我一个人
Class MyHusband
{
Private：
MyHusband();
Public:
~MyHusband();
Public:
Bool SpendMoneyForOtherGirls(double LotsOfMoney)
{
Return LotsOfMomeyForLV();
}
Public:
MyHusband* GetHusband();
{
If(!mbLock)
{
mbLock=true;
retuen new MyHusband;
}
Else return NULL;
}
Private:
Double myMoney;
Static bool mbLock;
};
记住每个类后面加“;”哟，不然真是在裸奔了~~~~~
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