1. Life is not fair, get used to
it.
2. The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will
expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about
yourself.
3. You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high
school. You won"t be a vice president with a car phone, until you
earn both.
4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He
doesn't have tenure.
5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping; they called it
opportunity.
6. If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about our mistakes, learn from them.
7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your
clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before
you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents'
generation, try "delousing' the closet in your own room.
8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades;
they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real
life.
9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off
and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.
Do that on your own time.
10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have
to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working
for
one.