I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do
it!”
“I can’t help it,” he cried. “I’ve lost my will to live.”
“What do you do for a living?” I asked.
He said, “I work with computers.”
“Me too!” I said. “What do you do with computers?”
He said, “I’m a Web developer.”
“Me too!” I said. “Design, client-side programming or server-side programming?”
He said, “Server-side programming.”
“Me too!” I said. “Do you use dynamically typed languages or statically typed languages?”
He said, “Dynamically typed languages.”
“Me too!” I said. “Do you use a Web framework, or do you roll things on your own?”
He said, “I use a Web framework.”
“Me too!” I said. “TurboGears or Django?”
He said, “Django.”
“Die, heretic scum!” I shouted, and I pushed him over the edge.