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1上：
Monica: There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
Joey: Come on, you are going out with a guy.
There's gotta be something wrong with him.
Chandler: so does he have a hump(驼背）and a hair piece?
Pheebe: wait. Does he eat chalk(粉笔)?
Just, cause I don't want her went through what I went through with Carl. Oh.
Monica: Ok, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Chandler: Sound like you date to me.
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in highschool, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria(小餐厅）
and I realize I am totally naked.
all: Oh yeah, I've had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.
Joey: instead of...
Chandler: That's right.
All: Never had that dream. No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone start to ring.
And turn out It's my mother. Which is very very weird because she never call me.
Ross: Hi.
Joey: This guy say "hello", I want to kill myself.
Monica: Are you ok, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reach down my throat（喉咙）, grabbed（捉住） my smll intestine(小肠）
pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.
Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today. Oh.
Let me give you some coffee.
Ross: No, No, don't! stop cleansing my aura（光环）
No, just leave my aura alone, ok?
I'll be fina, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No, you don't.
Ross: No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian.
Ross: No! ok! why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?
Chandler: sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....Did I say that out loud?
Joey: All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You are hurting. Could I tell you what the answer is?
Come on! You're single. Have some hormones（激情[ˈhɔrˌmoʊnz]）.
Ross: See, but I don't want to be single, Ok? I just wanna be married again.
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!
Monica: Rachel?
Rachel: Oh, God, Monica! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there...
and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here, and you are, you are!
waiter: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincol High survivor.
This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And you remember my brother, Ross?
So you wanna tell us now, or are we waitting for four wet bridesmaids(伴娘 [ˈbraɪdzˌmeɪdz] )
Rachel: Oh, God! well, It started about a half-hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents...
and I was looking at this gravy boat（调味汁壶). This really gorgeous（好看[ˈɡɔːrdʒəs] ) limoges(某地方[lɪˈmoʊdʒɪz] ） gravy boat.
when all of a sudden...Sweet'n low? I realize...I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato head.
You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...
Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and started wondering:" why am I doing this?" And "who am I doing this for?"
So anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted（疏远 [ˈdrɪftɪd] ）apart...
but...you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: Oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ（管风琴）...
and she's really not happy about it.
(Monica's home, Rachel is calling her father)
Rachel: Daddy, I just...I can't marry him.
I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
Well, It matter to me.
Chandler: Oh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Joey: I say push her down the stairs.
all: push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!
Rachel: Come on! Daddy, listen to me! It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me, "you' re a shoe! you' re a shoe!"
And then today I just stopped and said," what if I don't wanna be a shoe?", what if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?
No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat. It's a metaphor（比喻 [ˈmetəfər] ）, Daddy!
Ross: you can see where he'd have trouble.
Rachel: Well, maybe I'll just stay here with monica.
Monica: Well, I guess we've established she's staying with monica.
Rachel: well maybe that's my dicision. Maybe I don't need your money. Wait! Wait! I said maybe.
Monica: Okay. Just breathe, that's it. Just try to think of nice, calm things.
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Phoebe: I helped.
Monica: Okay, look this is probably for the best, you know? Independence. Taking control you life.
Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
Me and Chandler live right across the hall（门道，会堂）. And he' away a lot.
Monica: Joey stop hitting on her. It' her wedding day.
Joey: well...this is a rule or something.
(Paul, the wine guy is ringing)
Chandler: Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.
Paul: It's Paul.
Monica: let him in.
Ross: who' s Paul? Paul, the wine guy, Paul?
Monica: Maybe.
Joey: Wait a minute. You 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Ross: He finally asked you out?
Monica: yes.
Chandler: This is a "dear diary" moment.
Monica: Rachel, wait, I can cancel.
Rachel: Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.
Monica: Ross, are you Okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?
Ross: That'd be good.
Monica: really?
Ross: no, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.
Monica: Hi, come in. Paul, this is...everybody. Everybody this is Paul.
All: Paul, the wine guy.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Monica: Okay, Sit down. Two seconds. Okay.
Phoebe: Oh, I just pulled out for eyelashes（眼睫毛). That can't be good.
Ross: So, Rachel, what are you up tonight?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeyoon...so nothing.
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon.
God, No, no. Although, Aruba, hey. This time of year? Talk about your...big lizards（大蜥蜴).
Anywall, If you don't feel like being alone tonight..
Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Chandler: Yes! we are very excited about it.
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.
It's been a long day.
Ross: Oh, sure. Okay, Sure.
Joey: Phoebe, you wanna help?
Pheebe: I wish I could, but I don't want to.