Monica and joey is with man and Joey's ex-girlfrend.
Monica: He is so cute. Where did you guy grow up?
man and woman: Brooklyn Heights. Cleveland.
Monica: ha? How did that happen?
Joey: Oh! my God! I suddenly had the feeling I was... falling.
But I am not.
(Joey and man in restroom)
Joey: So you and Angela. huh?
man: yep, pretty much.
Jeoy: you are a lucky man.
You know what I miss the most about her?
The cute nibbly(咬）noise she makes when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel（松鼠） or a weasel（黄鼠狼）.
man: I never really noticed.
Jeoy: oh yep. Listen for it.
man: Monica, Monica is great.
Jeoy: yes, she is. But it' not gonna last. She is to much for me in bed. Sexually.
(Monica and Angela in women's restroom)
Monica: I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Angela: yes, isn't he?
Monica: It's so great to meet a guy who's smart and funny...and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
Angela: You know what else? He is unbelievable in bed!
Monica: My brother neven even told me when he lost his virginity（处）.
Angela: That's nice.
(Phoebe and Chandler are breaking up with their lover)
Phoebe: Okay, you can do this. It's like pulling off a Band-aid(ok邦）.
Just do it really fast, and then the wound(伤口） is exposed.
Chandler: Hi Janice. Okay, here we go, I don't think we should go out anymore.
Janice: alright, ok, well, there you go. stop it, stop it, stop it.
(Rachel and Ross are laundrying)
Rachel: Okay, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this.
If I can actually do my own laundry. there isn't anything I can't do.
Ross: That is not sound stupid to me.
No, it's like...The fisrt time I had to cook dinner for myself after Carol left me.
I am sorry. That's all the time we have. Next on Ross...
ah oh, The laundry's done. It's a song. The laundry song that we sing.
ah oh, The laundry's done~!
Rachel: what's matter?
Ross: nothing! nothing! The laundry' done.
Rachel: come on! com on! show me.
Ross: It's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now everything's kinda of pink.
Rachel: Everything's pink?
Ross: except for the red sock, which is still red.
please don't be upset. It can happen to anyone, right?
Rachel: But it didn't. It happened to me.
God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep!(粉红豹）
what am I doing? what am I doing?
My father is right. I can't live my own. I can't even do laundry.
(Monica and Joey In resturant)
Monica: something went wrong with underdog(气球狗）and they cound't get his head to inflate(膨胀，充气）.
So, anyway, his head is, like, flopping(翻滚） down Broadway(百老汇).
And I'm just thinking...how inappropriate this is.
I've got something in my eye. Joey could we check it in the light, please?
Oh, my god! hello! have we at the same table? It' s like...cocktials(鸡尾酒）in Appalachia(一个地方）.
Joey: come on! They're close.
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue（舌头）in his ear.
Joey: Like you've never got a little rambuntious(小动作）with Ross.
Monica: Joey, this is sick. It's disgusting（恶心） . It's ...not really true, is it?
Joey: who's to say what's true?
Monica: Oh my god! What were you thinking?
Joey: Look, I'm not proud of this, Okay?
Well, maybe a little bit.
Monica: Oh, I'm out of here!
Joey: Wait! Come on! you like him, I want her. He likes you.
Monica: really?
Joey: Listen, I'm thinking, if we put our hands together, between the two of us...we can break them up.
Monica: I'm so sorry. I can't believe I did this.
I just coudn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer(某个人) story.
Joey: waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here.
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice, You know, I mean, it's like we're different.
You know, I'm like the bing, bing, bing. you're like the boom, boom...
I am so sorry. Are you Okay?
Janice: It's just my lens（隐形眼镜）. It's my lens.
I'll be right back.
Chandler: I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye!
This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!
Phoebe: Oh, my god! how many of those have you had?
Chandler: I don't know? a million?
Phoebe: Chandler, Easy, easy. Go to your happy place.
Chandler: I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm not fine. Here she comes.
Phoebe: wait here, Okay? Breathe.
Chandler: How do you do that?
Phoebe: It's like a gift.
Chandler: We should always alwasys break up together.
Phoebe: I'd like that.
(Roos and Rachel in laundry room)
Ross: you got the clothes clean. that's the most important part.
Rachel: I guess. Every thing look like jammies(睡衣）now.
Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We have this cart.
laundry room woman: I had a 24-inch waist(腰部）. You lose things.
come on. Get out of my way.
Rachel: I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't being clear. This was our cart.
Laundry room woman: hei, hei, hei. There weren't any clothes here.
Rachel: hei, hei, hei. Quit making up rules!
two people: quarrel.
Rachel: listen, miss, If you want this cart, your're gonna have to take me with it.
Ross: you're increditable. A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Ross: More clothes on dry. oh oh I'm fine.
Rachel: Are you sure you are ok? still hurt?
Phoebe: What a neat(清晰） idea. All you clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
Hi, how did it go?
Joey: Exellent!
Monica: We ripped that couple apart and kept the piece of oursevles.
Ross: what a beatiful story! Hey, I'm fine, by the way.
Monica: Oh! I am sorry.
where's Chandler?
Phoebe: He needed some time ot grieve(悲伤)
Chandler: I am free. I am free.
Phoebe: He ought to do it.